wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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