I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
there was a trapeze. enough said
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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