at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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