Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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