This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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