I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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