On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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