But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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