I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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