i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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