i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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