At least make sure they are 18
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I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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