its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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