so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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