can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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