Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.