is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.