just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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