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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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