i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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