Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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