i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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