Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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