You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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