I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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