Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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