i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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