her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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