is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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