so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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