that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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