waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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