No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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