My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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