i don't like sucking hair
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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