I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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