Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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