Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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