I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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