Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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