using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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