I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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