So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You made out with two different species that night
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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