you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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