Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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