Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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