Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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