eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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