My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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