Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.

(1-703): View more from Virginia

Wasn't he an English major?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college

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(815): View more from Illinois

There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i can recognize that vagina from a mile away

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(530): View more from California

so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro

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(410): View more from Maryland

why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.

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(727): View more from Florida

:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.

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