So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.