ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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