Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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