i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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