this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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