he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.