The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.