D3 body, D1 cock
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I don't deserve a penis
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.