Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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