so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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